Saturday, October 29, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
It's almost halloween!
It is almost Halloween......thats all I have to say....
Halloween used to be fun. I don't really enjoy walking up to a house, saying "trick or treat" and getting a tootsie roll. I honestly don't see the appeal. Not anymore. No more costumes for me. I'm done pretending to be some fictional disney character. It's all just an excuse for parents to get their kids to dress up cute and get the candy supply for the year. I somewhat enjoy the part where you get to scare people out of their minds and then say "Happy Halloween!" and if they don't laugh or say it back, you can say they need some halloween spirit and then laugh at your own pun.
After you've had to endure years of retarded Halloween-ness it gets annoying and old. You just want to leave a bowl outside your house and a sign that says take one. Placing some sort of device in the bowl so that when they try to grab some candy it will shock them. And of coarse placing a camera so that you can watch all the funny reactions people have the next day. Or hook it up to your tv and watch it from the comforts of your own room.
Halloween used to be fun. I don't really enjoy walking up to a house, saying "trick or treat" and getting a tootsie roll. I honestly don't see the appeal. Not anymore. No more costumes for me. I'm done pretending to be some fictional disney character. It's all just an excuse for parents to get their kids to dress up cute and get the candy supply for the year. I somewhat enjoy the part where you get to scare people out of their minds and then say "Happy Halloween!" and if they don't laugh or say it back, you can say they need some halloween spirit and then laugh at your own pun.
After you've had to endure years of retarded Halloween-ness it gets annoying and old. You just want to leave a bowl outside your house and a sign that says take one. Placing some sort of device in the bowl so that when they try to grab some candy it will shock them. And of coarse placing a camera so that you can watch all the funny reactions people have the next day. Or hook it up to your tv and watch it from the comforts of your own room.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Did Steve Jobs die?
No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
go to apple.com and you will find this:Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful... that’s what matters to me.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
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